Behind this tower is a wardrobe.
To the right of the tower is my side of the bed.
To the left of the tower is my shoes, all neatly packed away, that I can't quite get to.
At the foot of the tower is more stash which, thankfully, you can't see. Same with the junk on the bed.
All I want is a tidy house, a tidy bedroom, a tidy stash.
A tidy life.
Not going to happen. (Sigh.) On with the motley.